fuckyeahhardfemme:

artifuss:

andukes:

Arfa Iqbal, by An Dukes.

www.lips-of-wine.com
@AnFnDukes

good god

and that right there is how you double denim x

(Source: anfndukes, via eponime)

nataliatasha:

  • natasha vandalizing clint’s quiver with pictures of clint as a bird.
  • natasha using bucky’s arm like a whiteboard and writing the grocery list on it. (“james don’t look at me like that look at how useful this is we can go shopping and don’t have to worry about misplacing a piece of paper.”)
  • natasha calling steve “старпер” (old fart) and when he’s asleep she outlines his abs in permanent marker.
  • natasha dressing as a nesting doll for halloween.
  • natasha buying all of them socks with the russian flag on them for christmas.
  • natasha texting tony in the middle of the night just with the poop emoji.
  • natasha sending bruce a complex coded message and telling him that she needs to figure out what it says because it’s urgent and lives depend on it, and he stays up for two nights to solve it and when he finally does, it spells out ‘lol sucker.’
  • natasha telling sam she spent days making him a really good mixtape and the only song on it is “i believe i can fly” 10 times.

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karlimeaghan:

I love these shows, but by God they have a lot of problems.

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as-i-emerge:

mountaintalk:

spent the day hiking through the fog. basically scaled the mountain to get a few fungi shots, and watched a salamander crawl into his mossy log of a home.

oh, blue ridge. we’re gonna have fun.

SO PERFECT.

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Popular HP text posts- part 1 (click for hq) 

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asmilinggoddess:

professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same”

and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh no….oh no”

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nystic:

this is important please spread

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"And you sit there, typing away at a script, and someone is saying, “But what’s this strange wooden box?”, and the Doctor is busy explaining that his spaceship can cloak itself, but all of your mind is screaming, “It’s the TARDIS, for God’s sake, what are you watching on Saturday night??”"

Steven Moffat, foreword to Doctor Who - The Vault

Moffat has trouble putting himself in the mind of someone who’s never watched Doctor Who.

Moffat has trouble putting himself in the mind of someone who’s never watched Doctor Who.

No wonder then that he can’t write women and has to resort to two-dimensional stereotypes! No wonder then that he sees queer people as a punchline! No wonder then that he would forget that PoC exist if he wasn’t reminded! No wonder then that he writes the Doctor as an idealised version of a 52-year-old showrunner from Paisley! He has trouble imagining people who don’t watch Doctor Who!

Why is this man allowed to write speculative fiction?!

Hell, why is he allowed to write at all?! When I was twelve - twelve! - I got an assignment in English class. You could write anything you want, so long as the protagonist was not an upper-class twelve-year-old girl. Writing as someone who is not you is so basic, we were being taught it in second year! But Moffat will never be able to do that, because he has trouble crossing the gap to a Steven Moffat who has never watched Doctor Who!

A man who has trouble imagining someone who has never watched Doctor Who, let alone someone from another class, racial background, culture or planet, is being hailed as one of the great speculative fiction writers as our time. Just - ah - goddammit, I’m done. Mitzi out.

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snapslikethis:

prongsvssquid:

snapslikethis:

au where james gets all his tattoos over the course of several months and falls for his badass tattoo artist, lily

i am now imagining this dork coming in and asking for the lily tattoo on his chest one day and dropping some line about how lily will always be on his heart with a cheeky grin (bc i feel like he would try to pass it off as a joke but he’s actually just that smitten) and lily just shaking her head and trying very hard not to laugh

May actually write this zeina. Oh god what if he saved the arithmancy tattoo for last and oh god I just have this picture of him handing her his arithmancy equation and her eyes widen and he’s all “yeah it’s a joke between—”
"No. I know exactly what this is."
And just awkward silence and they each know the other is magical.
Urghhhhhjhh idiots.

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bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show
who i am
inside

Nobody suspects a thing

bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

Nobody suspects a thing

(via practicallypurple)

macklesufficient:

"villain" characters in hp who are more interesting than severus snape:

-regulus black
-peter pettigrew (!!!)
-narcissa malfoy
-gellert grindlewald
-regulus black
-barty crouch jr.
-horace slughorn
-regulus black
-kreacher the house elf
-dolores umbridge
-regulus black
-rEGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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